That particular term, “Hobble De Ga Ga”, was one I heard from a morning radio host of The Mix 99.9 Toronto named Rob Christie…ohhhh…let us say 1994 or there abouts. It was his generic radio morning-man censorship of the word “fucking”. Rob Christie is now doing morning radio in Edmonton…not entirely sure what he did wrong to deserve the punishment of Edmonton, but at least he is still going.
Anyhow, I digress.
One of these days I would like to post a blog while in the throws of the hobble de ga ga. Then again, who wouldn’t?…well, perhaps with the exception of those that do not blog. As for those that don’t blog, I agree with George Bush Sr.’s take on them:
No, I don’t know that atheists should be regarded as citizens, nor should they be regarded as patriotic. This is one nation under God.… I support the separation of church and state. I’m just not very high on atheists.
– George H.W. Bush
Oh…wait a tic…he wasn’t talking about bloggers. BASTARD!!! If there was ever a family that proved the necessity of condoms and that, perhaps, legislated breeding might be a good idea…it was the Bush’s. Seriously, imagine where we would be now without them…you’re smiling, aren’t you? I know I am..oh well, back to reality.
Sorry, off topic again…yes, I would like to be having sex while blogging.
Admittedly, this would take a bit of doing were I to do it in the traditional sense that everyone would expect. With the desk and PC set up that I have, odds are the best I could hope for would be a blowjob under the desk while I type. Been there, done that, it was fucking awkward and my grammar and spelling proved it.
Thank the gods of RIM (good Canadian boys) for bringing out the BlackBerry.
This wonder device could give me the opportunity to let her save a horse, ride this cowboy while my thumbs smoke across the tiny keys spouting off details of how pleasant the feeling is.
There is a flaw yet, though…cannot easily go down on her while doing this. Odds are my words would look something like:
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…and then likely have to replace the BlackBerry as her squirting orgasm is likely to damage it.
Mind you, I could allow her to write some of the blog while I did that. Hmmm…the problem would be what if she is one of those non-blogger sorts.
Up the creek with no canoe I go!