Soon, many of us will celebrate Christmas with our family and friends. Unfortunately, like so many desperate others, this condom will spend it alone having been torn away from it’s mate (note the “hanging chad” on the bottom left and imagine the tears). Think of how you could help. Only $300 an hour, the price of a decent microwave oven, could help this condom find its partner in the afterlife and flush away its problems.
Operators are standing by…
Tragic, indeed. Perhaps you should put it out of its misery. Slip it on and fill it with your love, then flush it in porcelain and send it to that great septic tank in the sky.
Amen
Could some man juice help this sad case to feel better about itself? 😉
Mollyxxx
Think about what that $300 an hour would get me…er…it…and then that would be assured.
Absolutely brilliant! I do agree I think some TLC and a little after care will have little jonny feeling better in no time!
Maddie xxx
Haha I love this post… never stopped to think that a condom might have feelings *winks*
~Rebel~
xxx
How can I not donate generously to such a cause?! Sign me up, sir!! 😀
~Kazi xxx
LOL I am sure it won’t be lonely for long
I have a large home, a loving heart, and, I believe…the perfect slot for that hanging chad.
A perfect slot is the key. Not certain the large home would matter too much…but the loving heart works, too