Tragic Separation #sinfulsunday

Soon, many of us will celebrate Christmas with our family and friends.  Unfortunately, like so many desperate others, this condom will spend it alone having been torn away from it’s mate (note the “hanging chad” on the bottom left and imagine the tears).  Think of how you could help.  Only $300 an hour, the price of a decent microwave oven, could help this condom find its partner in the afterlife and flush away its problems.

Operators are standing by…


  1. Tragic, indeed. Perhaps you should put it out of its misery. Slip it on and fill it with your love, then flush it in porcelain and send it to that great septic tank in the sky.

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