A guest post by Vicious Delicious
As I walked up to the school grounds, all I felt was fear
What am I doing? I don’t belong here!
This school is for the elite the rapper pros
These guy are the kings, they are my heroes
With Dre as the principal, I was bound to bomb
No way in hell could I match one of his songs
You know how hard aftermath is
This school could beat all the masses
I heard the guy who teaches math is Obie Trice
He’ll literally fuck you if you fail to be nice
Just smirk smug at him once and you’ll pay a price
For security I heard they use 50 cent
Just look at him wrong and you’ll be royally bent
As I navigate these halls, I see Mr.Royce
Looks like he’s teaching acting & voice
It’s so hard to find my way around
This place is a maze, my class can’t be found
Oh wait, I think I see english, room D12
I just can’t believe how nervous I felt
As I entered the room, my fear starts to faze
He’s looking right at me, with an icy blue gaze
Mr.Mathers points to me and says “Take a seat”
So I dumbly followed his finger like a dog to meat
My god, he was beautiful, he moved with such grace
But that wasn’t all, he had such a wondrous face
As he explains rhymes and compound syllables
I find he’s amazing, his voice is incredible
Oh jesus, was I in love or was this just lust
My emotions are brimming, just at the cusp
Just think about how much this sucks
Most would pay a million bucks
To get his advice, its such a shame
I bet it makes you sick to hear me complain
I need some control, I just might explode!
I’ve got some tingles I need to unload
Every word and every rhyme
Watch him close, he speeds up time
I want to say I need your lessons
Please,get out your Smith & Wesson
Put your back hand all across me
I’m a Good Girl,I promise not cross thee
As the weeks pass by, I get deeper inside
I want to be his slut, underneath his desk I’d hide
I’d his personal pet, specializing in head
Then he could take me home, and fuck me in bed
I think I really need a tutor
I can’t look this up on a computer
If I bend over, will he grade me?
I fucking wish he would degrade me
Oh man this sucks, It’s just the worst.
Another F, I must be cursed
I’m studying hard now, I need to pass
But when he walks by I watch his ass
I think I’m failing, he distracts me
If only there were a way to detract me
I think I need to take a new direction
But I can only think of his Erection
I avoid his gaze, and try not to blush
It’s my luck ,I really shouldn’t push
Is he the man, I think I’m seeing?
He’s pick’s up chalk and starts decreeing
Priceless are the things I’m learning
Does he know it’s his touch I’m yearning
Dammit, just what I need another test
Oh well I guess I’ll just do my best
As I turn in my paper, I was so afraid
What if I fail? In his eyes will I jade?
Suddenly Shady looks at me aghast
Does have the results? I hope I passed
I swear to god, it’s my mind he’s reading
I can’t wait to find out just what he’s needing
Oh god, he’s coming out my way
I have no idea what I’ll say!
I daydream about him fucking my throat
Instead he wink’s and passes me a note
And it says, says, says……
“I know that you’re thinking about my dick
Understandably, my dick is smooth, it’s really thick
You little slut, you’re such a tease
Open your mouth and spread your knees
I think it’s time that you put out
Bend over now, be my girl scout
You can cry but, Don’t you pout
Don’t act like you know what I’m about
Take that skirt off and make it snappy
I’ll show you how to make my cock happy.”
I put the note down, and looked away
I felt bewildered, so this was his play
All those things I thought I could handle
It made my box burn, like a roman candle
I look to him, am I disgusted?
Is he the man I really I trusted
I shiver and shake, am I scared?
Who knew, to think, I actually cared.
I feel him leading me into temptation
It’s the truth, not my imagination
This man is supposed to be my teacher
Now I think I need a preacher.
Am I dreaming, Am I wet?
How is this possible we just met
Oh God,
I don’t want to be his new class pet
I just can’t wait, is class over yet?
Oh wait, I think I need a tiny break
I think “let me out”, For my sanity’s sake
Fuck this school, I need a hall pass
I was wrong, I can’t be his Lass
I raised my hand up, Man, I’m brave
Please say yes or I think I’ll cave
He walks away and he smirks
He ignored me, that big fat jerk!
He may be smart, but I have a plan
If I can’t change his mind,
I know one thing that can
So I took another look at his note
Flipped it over and I wrote:
Dear Mr.Mathers, Please come and save me.
I’m so lonely and I want your baby.
My message was simple, I made it quick
I swallowed hard, nervous, I was sick
As calmly as possible I fold it up
Tossed the note, I aimed for his cup
I watched Shady read what it said
He looked it over then shook his head
His eye’s widen and he says “fuck”
Bitch, get out you’ll have no such luck!