All I Want for Christmas is for Her Not to Spit

Women spitting is...well...un-goddess-like. Now, quick disclaimer...I'm four beer, strong beer (call the 7.5%) into a bender and enjoying anything you read after this particular line, take with a grain of salt. Whether it be after a baseball game and she is trying to show that she can be one of the boys...or after a blow job and she is trying to get the taste out of her is un-lady-like. This is the reason I like to eat as much asparagus as I can get my hands on.  I hear that that makes the taste...yes, that taste...better.  Well, for the good that does me. Apparently, women have this thing about the taste of semen.  If it doesn't taste good enough, they spit it out...I would say something to the effect of "wimps", but [Read more...]

Slicing Bacon

I'm debating changing my theme for this blog... Problem is that I have been in sales and marketing for 25 years now (yes, I'm that old)...though that did include five years part time as I finished high school in the retail variety of positions back in the late 1980s. Before you ask, back in early October I celebrated my 20th annual 21st birthday (aka...I'm 40).  I joke with my daughters that I ran out of fingers and toes when I turned 21 (20 fingers and toes...and I knew it was plus one other *ahem* digit elsewhere) Suffice to say, I began working retail, technically even earlier.  My parents owned a store that I would work at, back in 1983.  I would run cash and sweep on a Friday evening and weekends for them...also did some work on the [Read more...]

More Morning Wood

Hard to wake in a big empty bed. Always wake up thinking to roll over, go back to sleep and wake again when a goddess mystically appears for me to please. Do not get me wrong here...every guy has his typical guy moments. Whether gay, straight, priest or whatever, we would all be happy to awake finding our cock being those three suggestions, just would be a difference in whom would be doing the sucking. Point is we're all selfish, in one way or another. However, I am one who feels that...much as I enjoy that feeling, it should be more a reward of pleasing her first. Get her to her comfortably uncomfortable best orgasm and she will reward me ten fold...rinse and repeat. I could not, for example, succeed as a dom...unless I [Read more...]

Is It Over, Yet?

This evening is being spent at a Catholic church *groan*. My mother's choir is doing their Christmas carols this eve and I let her talk me into enter the house of cons for the first time since my grandmother's funeral in 2007. I still remember years ago when I had an argument with my parish it 1992...I huffed out of the church and walked into a book store to buy my first deck of Tarot cards. I don't even remember what the argument was about, but it was when I began to educate myself on beliefs and some of the fictions that were held as facts by so many. Now, as I type this, my oldest daughter is reading over my shoulder in fascination. "You had an argument with a priest?" she just asked. As such, I trust her to know that [Read more...]

Come Together

I'm confused. I'm at my daughters' Christmas singing recital. Sitting through 50 + performances by children of different Christmas carols and the like either on vocal or piano. Just finished listening to my eldest do a good job on Old Toy Trains. My youngest, in the second act will be getting Nuttin' for Christmas. However, based on the song list...well, nothing says Christmas like The Raiders March (Indiana Jones), Rocky Main Themese (Stallone, not Bullwinkle) and Bloody Well Right. On the last one, must admit that to hear a ten year old play Supertramp was a riot. As a Pagan listening to this show, good that these songs add some whatever keeps the kids practicing works. One tune struck me as particularly odd. One boy [Read more...]

Good Morning, Mr. Woods

I awake, this morning, to pornography. Not really on purpose. Lil' ole me rolls over, turns on my phone and wanders on to Twitter. First Tweet I find includes a pic., I have no problem with porn. It does serve a purpose...sometimes erotic, sometimes instructional, sometimes gets the creative juices flowing...amongst other juices. This particular photo, however, quickly had added significance when I found out it was her. Not only does the photo have my mind screaming "I want that!", but my mind also starts wishing I could have snapped that one. And yes, dare I say, I have snapped pics along those lines. Modeled in them, even. I only share with permission, the photo truth isn't out there, generally. Especially the [Read more...]