As I begin putting this post together, I have Queen performing this song in the background: Seems appropriate, no? Originally, I had intended to write one of my "Stranded's Awesome" posts...but it went off the rails. Had this idea for one that was completely tongue in cheek and would name sites like Facebook, Twitter and OhIThink as my favourite porn sites...perhaps not so tongue in cheek as there are a few women on those sites that I would really enjoy to...um... So, this is Thursday. I expect that in the order of days of the week, Thursday is third worst behind Monday and Tuesday...with a name like "humpday", Wednesday is definitely ahead of Thursday. More important than this debate, however...I really don't have any favourite [Read more...]
Vacation at end Lacking sinful seduction Must sin very soon Author's note...I've had my kids all week and been much too good. Please send help...and condoms.
Some things to be packed For very next adventure I hope she's ready
Live, from Toronto, it's Saturday morning! Well...Toronto-ish. No kids this weekend. Nothing specific to do. Unfortunately, no one to do nothing with. This is the worst part of these mornings. Let's be honest...arousal does not take much when a guy is still in that mystical half-awake state. A simple roll over in the dawn light, cuddle into her back, and kiss of the shoulder would be the beginning. Then to whisper her name in her ear as the newly formed erection pushes at her requesting access to the most warm of places. Of course, she would then spread her legs just enough to allow the tip of that erection to find her clit and embrace it. The penis always embraces the clitoris before going past...well, it should...it is the [Read more...]
Heard someone talking about the Spice Girls at the Olympic closing ceremonies and how they looked so good that whether they were lip synching or not didn't matter. My mind immediately went to the response of: Dude (yes, I thought the word "Dude")...sorry, start over...Dude, my favourite band is Rush. Do you really think eye candy in music matters to me? Anyone who has read a few of my posts gets that I really like Rush. So...this time, thought I would create a list of music that they cannot win...being Rush are good Toronto boys (aka Canadian)... Now, I complain about the US a lot...mostly it is political and I try to keep it humorous...having lived in both countries, I expect my perspective is unique. "We're bigger, and we're on top. [Read more...]
No...not talking bed linens this week...though that might be something to consider with the right volunteer assistant for a future post... I was listening to the radio yesterday during my trek into the city of Toronto and at one point the talking heads took up the subject of all the recent remake of old Arnie Schwarzenegger films and how generally bad they have been doing. Bad of an actor as he was/is, there was something about him that just worked. This led to a further discussion of other film and television remakes...good, bad, or yet to be made. The general consensus was that the original is always better. In most cases, this is probably true...we all remember Dr. Johnny Fever from WKRP in Cincinnati, but how many recall Mona [Read more...]
What a night at the theatre...well, afternoon, anyway. Was at a film this afternoon that has me rethinking my favourite set of films. In fact, as I write this, I have my account on IMDB open and looking at my ratings. So this week, I proudly give you six film selections...two are actually a series of films, so technically we are talking ten films in total...that I have rated 10 on IMDB. In fact, the only ones I have rated at 10. Honourable Mentions...films I have rated 9, in no particular order Star Trek: First Contact (1996) And Now For Something Completely Different (1971) Hudson Hawk (1991) The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003) The Matrix (1999)...no, not the trilogy...only the first one The Indiana Jones Series (1981, [Read more...]
What webs we all weave Only to float among clouds And dance in the sky