Had a post all set for tonight, but the events in Toronto have set my mood back to a point that I simply cannot edit. One of the flood pictures was two blocks from my condo...and I am still on vacation at the Calgary Stampede. Everyone I have their, happy to say, is safe and sound...currently tucked in and sleeping...but I just want to get home. Regardless, back to our regularly scheduled program tomorrow.
This week I am hiding out in my hometown during the world's biggest rodeo...The Calgary Stampede...and nothing says cowboy and western like a certain fetish I have. Let's see if you can guess, shall we... Did you figure it out? Am I being too subtle? How about this one... Come on, now...you must have figured it out. Admittedly, even higher is better, but...okay, let's try another one. Yes, the boot...or in this case the cowgirl boot. Perhaps not as high as some, but jumpin' jehosafat do they look good when done up right. Something about that western garb is so hot and right now, flooded out two weeks ago or not, the City of Calgary is awash with gorgeous sexy cowgirl boots... As a football purist, I am not a big one on [Read more...]
Made this on my trip last week. They didn't get it. I should have asked for a bigger piece to make my kitchen counter out of so I could ravage someone on top of it. I have mentioned that not only do I write about wood...my job funding this writing habit involves selling wood, too...didn't I?
Welcome to Atlanta. I was there! I really was...but Eroticon USA was not...yet. Every since hearing of Eroticon the first time I have been waiting to use the above reference to, of course, Douglas Adams and the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I was already aiming at going to the UK for the conference next year...and with that cost it would have been a real piece of work to get there. Hearing the conference was coming to Atlanta...like comparing The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Encyclopedia Galactica...it will be slightly cheaper. As I begin writing this I am on a US Airways flight en route home from Savannah, GA and I just happened to be rereading Adam's original text. I was lucky enough to see the Atlanta airport on this trip [Read more...]
I have never understood the male fixation with breast size. Have just sat down at the pub below my condo and am finding the bar maid particularly flirtatious at the moment. The usual uniform here is the kilt and low-cut black T-shirt which, in this scribe's opinion, do more for the look of breasts than the white sorts of, say Hooters. I have stated many times that, if anything, I am a face man...first thing I see on a woman is her eyes, lips and hair. Likely explains a bit of my oral fixation ass fellatio is huge for me and i admit...being the sexist man that I am, I allow my mine to think of what her lips would look like around me. Second is one of two things, and this all depends on how she is dressed...legs are more common [Read more...]
The Stranded Tour 2013 is on. Back in January, only one stop was planned. In fact, that was all that was planned until mid-May...and in the space of three weeks, two Georgia trips have been added on for this year. I have not been to Georgia before...someone should warn those poor folks. Now...I would also like to draw your attention to the right hand tab. A bit of the way down...a little lower...keep going, it is there...you will find the newest part of the page "Stranded Upcoming Events". The three additions to the Stranded Tour, plus any other of my upcoming goings on that will be worth mentioning shall be found on there. Please feel free to email me (stranded@strandedintoronto) if you see something that happens to pop [Read more...]
She will be my sun. Brightening my time with her...and when she is away, trusting her...no, beyond trust...knowing she will soon return. I will be her clouds. Unlike the moon, I will not chase, but instead be there when she needs...whether it be to simple drift hand-in-hand for a while, or if she needs me to hide and cover her as she leans on me for help and warmth when she feels weakness. Then she will continue on her way to do what she must until she comes round to me again. I will be a mixture of her future and her right now...yet not her everything...as I will not be selfish. I cannot be her past, but will never restrict her from it. I will be the one she wants to share with when things happen...and she will be the first I think of [Read more...]
cha·os /ˈkāäs/ Noun Complete disorder and confusion. Behavior so unpredictable as to appear random, owing to great sensitivity to small changes in conditions. Synonyms confusion - disorder - mess - clutter - muddle - welter People fear the unknown...people fear that which they cannot control...people fear chaos. When synonyms for thus word include such greats as "mess", "clutter" and "disorder"...is it any wonder that people see it in a derogatory light? The best known synonym for chaos, however, is confusion...which begs a question... Without confusion...without chaos...how do we appreciate calm? Without disorder, how do we acknowledge order? Chaos is not criminal...it is not evil...well, unless [Read more...]