Welcome to Atlanta. I was there! I really was...but Eroticon USA was not...yet. Every since hearing of Eroticon the first time I have been waiting to use the above reference to, of course, Douglas Adams and the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I was already aiming at going to the UK for the conference next year...and with that cost it would have been a real piece of work to get there. Hearing the conference was coming to Atlanta...like comparing The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Encyclopedia Galactica...it will be slightly cheaper. As I begin writing this I am on a US Airways flight en route home from Savannah, GA and I just happened to be rereading Adam's original text. I was lucky enough to see the Atlanta airport on this trip [Read more...]
I have never understood the male fixation with breast size. Have just sat down at the pub below my condo and am finding the bar maid particularly flirtatious at the moment. The usual uniform here is the kilt and low-cut black T-shirt which, in this scribe's opinion, do more for the look of breasts than the white sorts of, say Hooters. I have stated many times that, if anything, I am a face man...first thing I see on a woman is her eyes, lips and hair. Likely explains a bit of my oral fixation ass fellatio is huge for me and i admit...being the sexist man that I am, I allow my mine to think of what her lips would look like around me. Second is one of two things, and this all depends on how she is dressed...legs are more common [Read more...]
The Stranded Tour 2013 is on. Back in January, only one stop was planned. In fact, that was all that was planned until mid-May...and in the space of three weeks, two Georgia trips have been added on for this year. I have not been to Georgia before...someone should warn those poor folks. Now...I would also like to draw your attention to the right hand tab. A bit of the way down...a little lower...keep going, it is there...you will find the newest part of the page "Stranded Upcoming Events". The three additions to the Stranded Tour, plus any other of my upcoming goings on that will be worth mentioning shall be found on there. Please feel free to email me (stranded@strandedintoronto) if you see something that happens to pop [Read more...]
She will be my sun. Brightening my time with her...and when she is away, trusting her...no, beyond trust...knowing she will soon return. I will be her clouds. Unlike the moon, I will not chase, but instead be there when she needs...whether it be to simple drift hand-in-hand for a while, or if she needs me to hide and cover her as she leans on me for help and warmth when she feels weakness. Then she will continue on her way to do what she must until she comes round to me again. I will be a mixture of her future and her right now...yet not her everything...as I will not be selfish. I cannot be her past, but will never restrict her from it. I will be the one she wants to share with when things happen...and she will be the first I think of [Read more...]
cha·os /ˈkāäs/ Noun Complete disorder and confusion. Behavior so unpredictable as to appear random, owing to great sensitivity to small changes in conditions. Synonyms confusion - disorder - mess - clutter - muddle - welter People fear the unknown...people fear that which they cannot control...people fear chaos. When synonyms for thus word include such greats as "mess", "clutter" and "disorder"...is it any wonder that people see it in a derogatory light? The best known synonym for chaos, however, is confusion...which begs a question... Without confusion...without chaos...how do we appreciate calm? Without disorder, how do we acknowledge order? Chaos is not criminal...it is not evil...well, unless [Read more...]
swing·ing /ˈswiNGiNG/ Adjective Lively, exciting, and fashionable. Sexually liberated or promiscuous. Swinging has so many definitions... The one that has recently evolved into this life, is more along the liberated or promiscuous of the two definitions above. Quick aside, funny how when googling "swingers key party" references to Super Bowl XLVII came up...not sure the connection...but apparently there are no perversions on the 49ers. I do have thoughts on the recent discussions of gay athletes in the major North American pro sports...but that is a discussion for another time. Swinging is for swingers...and really, who among us is not curious as to what happens at swinger clubs? [Read more...]
Still, technically, five sleeps from moving in...and the above is the view from the new place. Sitting here, at the new place, having a discussion of phone etiquette with the gf's six-year-old. Wait...now we are on to why I do not wear a watch. I had forgotten about these basic conversations that happen with the I under-ten set. I have strictly missed thus a but. Great as it is having two teens that have begun to grasp my references...in fact to the point that I take my 13 (my weirdest) to a concert of my choosing for her birthday each year, thus year it will be Pat Benatar at Massey Hall in August. Sorry, jumping topics here... Great as it is to have two that understand me...there it's something refreshing about the megalomania that [Read more...]
This is why I am not an artist. At least I remembered to cross my eyes, and dot my tees. Aren't Budhaboards wonderful?