rEvolving Theories

Gravity tricked me. Of course, it is only a theory, so I should have known better than to believe in such poppycock. Were gravity a fact, milfs would no longer be at all attractive, our double chins would be quadruples, and our legs would no longer be long enough to keep our genitals from dragging along the pavement as we walk. It is by God's will and power that we remain on the ground. Newton claimed that an apple fell on him, proving gravity. His head, however, stopped it...perhaps disproving it. In my humble scientific opinion, if gravity actually existed then the apple should have killed Newton as it sheared through his skull and kept going. With him dead, we would not have to discuss such pseudo science as gravity. Then there is this [Read more...]