Sensual Nerdism

Sex and Zelda

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Author's note:  This is the fourth episode of Sensual Nerdism. Milton started at the computer screen and shook his head quietly. His white button-down collar shirt was completed and knotted beneath a green, red and black tartan tie. "Milton?" His brown eyes shot away from the screen to look past it at the voice. "Yes, Mr. Lancaster?" Mr. Lancaster gave a new definition to the term "old school" with his white shirt, black bow tie and red suspenders to hold up his black trousers...and  Mr. Lancaster did call them trousers.  He also had old wire spectacles that many believe he simply wore so he could look over them at people for that condescending appearance...which he was currently doing with his eyes on Milton.  "What is going on [Read more...]

Sluts and Dragonslayers

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Author's note:  This is the third episode of Sensual Nerdism. She had nipples.  Lex had stared at them, studied them, and even bitten them.  Yet he always thought of them as looking like the shape of a D12.  He held up a D12 close to compare. "What the fuck are you doing?" Ness was, as usual, annoyed with him. "Just checking.  It looks so..." "When Milton and Carla get here, you're going to scare them off." "We've played with Milton before.  He has his own dice."  He reached down to his dice bag on the floor and dropped the di in. Ness rolled her brown eyes hard enough that her red hair swayed.  "Carla is normal, you dufus." "You mean...?" She shook her head. "...she doesn't play..." Ness dropped her chin [Read more...]

Awkward Vulcan Sex Rituals

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Author's note:  This is the second episode of the Sensual Nerdism series. "You know, when i dreamed about being stuck on a deserted planet with a gorgeous woman, there was no torpedo." Dr McCoy walked around the torpedo to begin his work. Milton turned top Ness. "We know how it is going to end, what is the use of watching it?" Ness' eyes never left the screen. "Shut the fuck up and watch the movie." "Yeah, dude, shut the fuck up."  Lex glanced over quickly and back to the screen. "She is gorgeous," Ness whispered. Both Milton and Lex turned slowly towards her, mouths agape. Milton spoke first, "Really?" "I didn't know you were into girls," Lex seconded. "Last time was when I was in university..." Milton's [Read more...]

Sex With Nerds

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Ness sat listening, mouthing the words as though there were actual words to this tune. Her red bob-cut hair swayed to the beat. Lex’s bald head also nodded to the same beat. His blue eyes danced, as though following the music on the oak paneled wall across from the foot of the king-sized bed. Milton also kept the beat on his bare thigh. His afro was almost the exact opposite of tight and bounced with his head nods. Thick black glasses slipped down his nose, which he quickly pushed back up over and over again. John provided the tunes, although indirectly as he had conducted the London Symphony Orchestra and recorded this particular cut for a movie in 1980. It was dark…it was heavy…and it was the perfect march for the evil [Read more...]